Well, it’s happening again.
In the final season of his 8-year, $168 million contract, Manuel Aristides Ramirez has gone and ruffled the feathers of the white-collar set once more; this time, though, with the theoretical exit door looming within the snowdrifts of another approaching winter, many are opining with comfortable resignation on the future of the controversial prodigy: After this season, Manny’s gone.
In the interest of full disclosure, I should probably note the fact that I think Manny’s great, and am a huge fan of almost everything he does. In an era of homogenized superstars and spurious accomplishment, he is as authentically gifted as he is weird. Manuel is smooth, rolling chaos: beneath his baggy uniform pants and massively untamed dreadlocks lies an eccentric savant, an outfielder whose borderline-inexplicable fits of whimsy surround his prodigious offensive abilities like drunken seagulls circling an ivory tower. If I found myself capable of declaring that one Major League Baseball player stood above all others as my favorite, that man might be Manny Ramirez.
And yeah, he’s “controversial,” but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be something of a stretch to call the guy troublesome. The imbroglios he’s constantly finding himself wrapped up in have a distinct tepidity to them, be they his baserunning pratfalls, circumlocutious defensive meanderings, ethereal maladies or, you know, peeing behind an outfield wall or two. His unnecessary diving cutoff of a Johnny Damon relay throw, which allowed David Newhan to circle the bases for an inside-the-park homer, stands to this day as the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball diamond. He’s avoided the media, refused to pinch-hit, forced his way onto waivers, and threatened to hold out on the club. Such onerous predilections might a selfish man vilify, but Manny’s always been more of a troubled son than a wantonly selfish superstar. Undoubtedly, this is due in large part to the fact that he is a freaking good hitter and has a .619 career slugging average against the Yankees. In late July of 2005, after seasons worth of trade demands, Ramirez was booed by the home crowd after refusing to give up a schedule day off. And yet his is a smile so large and a personal style so endearing that on the afternoon of the trade deadline (4:00pm, July 31st), when Ramirez pinch-hit for John Olerud at 4:54pm, Fenway Park exploded into a cathedral of raucous and unabashed cheering at the very sight of him: the favorite son would not be shipped elsewhere.
Something seemed to change after that single. In a euphoric post-game interview, a beaming Ramirez confessed his dopamine-drenched love for the Sox:
“Forget about the trade man. This is the place I want to be man. It’s great man. They love me here man. This is the place to be. ‘Manny being Manny,’ he’s great man… we’ve been through a lot, this is the place for me, I’m just happy to be here… I’m back!”
It was all true, of course: Boston did love him madly, and though he’d continue to dog the occasional grounder, and maybe toss a few trade requests out there, the city’s mind was made up: Manny was ours, and he’d keep being ours if we kept treasuring him. Spare the rod, spoil the child, win a lot of baseball games. Youkilis-gate and McCormick-gate, though, have been uncharacteristic departures from his usually carefree nature. After seven years of well-intentioned shenanigans, smacking Youk in the dugout in the middle of a game and wrestling a 64-year-old traveling secretary to the ground betray the shadows of a more nefarious side. Having accepted him into their hearts, Red Sox fans might be a little afraid of being conned: is Manny still the crazy asshole we once worried that he was?
The guaranteed portion of Ramirez’ contract runs out after the 2008 season ends, and the ballclub holds two options, one for 2009 and one for 2010, each at $20 million. There’s no way to couch that dollar figure with romantic verbiage or economic spiel – it’s a very large amount of money, even for baseball standards. Those types of lofty sums are generally reserved for three types of players:
1. Hired Guns. There’s really only one person that’s ever fit this description, and it’s Roger Clemens. Still, it happened, and will happen again sometime.
2. Transcendent Superstars. These players – ideally – are monstrous producers who are able to function as the face of a franchise, blazing apexes of power and talent whose presence alone makes their organizations perennial contenders. This is how the Tigers think Miguel Cabrera will be; similarly, Johan Santana and Jake Peavy’s teams view the players in this light. Alfonso Soriano. Guys like that.
3. Living Legends. Derek Jeter fits the mold here, as did Barry Bonds and Jeff Bagwell. Until they positively can’t continue on, they “mean” more to their team than silly things like statistics could ever summarize. You just can’t imagine these guys in another uniform.
A lot of the guys on that list make more like $17-$18 million per year, but what’s a few hundred thousand Fenway Franks among the Faithful? Does Manny fit into any of the aforementioned categories?
My gut feeling is that no, he does not, especially considering the fact that he failed to reach 500 at bats in both 2006 and 2007. It’s very difficult for an expensive player to endear himself to a fanbase when he isn’t playing, and with Manny, those injuries tend to be nebulous and slow-healing. Additionally, he doesn’t injure himself crashing into the Monster or bowling Dioner Navarro over; rather, he’ll be experiencing discomfort in this muscle or that joint, or whatever, and he’ll sit out four games. Sox fans will ignore it if the team’s winning, but that’s a dangerous line to flirt with, especially with the Rays’ rise to prominence and the Yankees’ failure to truly fall from grace, despite what you may have heard (they’ve only lost 2 more games than the Sox!). When the Yankees are sitting at home licking their wounds and the Red Sox are winning World Series games, all is forgiven. But what happens if they lose to the Yankees in the postseason this year or – even worse – watch the Yankees step over them in late September to send the Sox packing?
There is almost nothing that a sports figure can do to earn a permanent vacation in a city like Boston. No matter how much the city loves him, if he’s getting paid $20 million in 2009 for 450 at-bats after an offseason of wondering whether or not to pick the option up, Manny’s going to be viewed as a mistake, which is something that no one involved wants to have happen. It’ll only be worse if Manny’s defensive abilities erode significantly. Indulge me, for a moment, in my little note on his glovehandling:
Manny is excellent at judging balls off the wall (especially the Green Monster), has no problem going left or right, and has even been known to go back on a few. Charging popups, though, is a different story, and anyone who’s spent time watching the confounding left fielder can attest to his total lack of ability in this arena. His wide-eyed pursuit of shallow bloops reminds one of an obese third-grader foolhardily charging at a slip-and-slide. He picks out a spot in the grass where he thinks the ball will land and then, hat flying off his head, exuberantly lopes for it before sliding in, glove extended, and trying to make a play. The ball might land in his glove. It might land six feet behind him, or two feet to the left of him – he really has no control of himself once he’s decided where he’s going to slide. It’s a hold-your-breath adventure, and his recent bizarre attempt on a Maicer Izturis blooper was a classic example.
With a runner on third and one out, Ramirez tried to slide in and make a catch to hold the runner at third, but missed. By the time he stopped sliding, the ball was about nine feet behind him. Instead of standing up and running for the ball, Ramirez – misjudging how far away from the ball he actually was – appeared to reckon that the distance would be best closed on all fours. In the middle of crawling, he momentarily flirted with the idea of scrapping his plan of pursuit and running, but stumbled, and in a fit of totally indescribable body-control logic, decided to roll the last few feet to get to the ball as fast as he could. He misjudged this distance, too, and rolled right on top of the ball. Ellsbury – who had just finished charging to his aid – went to reach through Manny’s legs for the ball (which he was still sitting directly on top of) before thinking better of it and pulling his arm out of the way as Manny located it and stood up before flipping it into third, where Maicer Izturis stood in disbelief. Cameras panned to a thoroughly unamused Theo Epstein in the crowd, then found an expressionless Francona, standing on the top step of the dugout with a lip full of chewing tobacco, trying his best to disappear in plain sight.
Okay, thanks, that was fun. Manny’s not the first outfielder to err fantastically in his pursuit of a falling baseball, and he won’t be the last. There are far dumber things an outfielder can do, like throw the ball into the stands before there are three outs, something that many otherwise steady outfielders have done (Trot Nixon and Benny Agbayani come to mind). But what if he makes a bone-headed blunder or two during a key late-season series? There’s a lot of potential for regret here, and if it turns out Jacoby Ellsbury is actually a bad leadoff man, the Sox could find themselves in 2009 with a considerably depleted offense while everyone waits for the clock to run out on Manny’s option year so they can finally dump him.
Or he could be great. No, there’s no chance he’ll statistically be $20 million worth of great, but the organization has money to burn and no one wants Jason Bay to play the Edgar Renteria to Manny’s Orlando Cabrera. It is the unfortunate reality of the world we live in that media perception often creates reality, and if Manny went .285-25-90 for the Sox next year, he’d go through rough stretches where whispers of his advanced age and notable ineffectiveness would crop up and become difficult to silence. There is no easy answer here, because with Manny, the only easy question to ever answer has been “Can the man hit?” An enigmatic impresario with the bat and a charming lout everywhere else, a fanbase and an organization is finally having to engage in the overwhelmingly difficult task of putting a dollar value on everything he is and does. Manny, for his part, has mostly indicated that he wants to stay in Boston, though he recently annoyed the front office by insinuating that they weren’t being clear with him (with Manny, what’s clear?) He knows that baseball is a business, and for the most part, seems along for the ride. And why should he be any different? Watching him play and listening to him talk gives one the distinct impression that for all of his hard work and dedication to the craft, those priceless qualities which make Manny Manny remain just as much a mystery to him as they do the rest of us.
The Youkilis and McCormick incidents do not, in fact, tell us anything different about Manny as we’re familiar with him. The spin put on the incidents by Francona and the rest of the team – “hey, we’re a family, and when you’re family and things happen, you deal with it internally and get over it and move on together” – is probably more truth than benign happy-facing. Sometimes people argue, sometimes they fight. It happens to the best and the worst of us, and when it happens (mostly) behind closed doors, the fans should be thankful that the players aren’t taking shots at each other in the media or carrying their problems out onto the field.
The man stands on the precipice of baseball immortality, and the final years of his career should be extremely interesting. Will his skills slowly decline until he hits .260 and calls it a career? Will he stick around for as long as it takes to get to 600 homers? He’s entering rarefied air, and for a person as, well, rare as Manny is, it would behoove us all to sit back and enjoy the theater. Now in his 8th season with the Red Sox, he has posted a 1.007 career OPS at Fenway Park. In his career, he’s hit .349 when his team wins, and .262 when his team loses. He hit .321 in postseason play for the Sox, and has provided the team with numerous iconic moments and images. He is a monster, and it would be the most unfortunate of errors for anyone to try to slight what he has done for the organization, regardless of the occasional fleeting headache.
I’m not advocating a particular plan or policy, here. I’m just saying that regardless of what happens, he’s done so much more than he’s been paid to do, and without him the Red Sox would probably be working on Year 90 right now. Besides… tickets will still be impossible to get, whether he’s making $20 million next year or not.












November 14, 2001: The Toronto Blue Jays hire Oakland Athletics Director of Player Personnel J.P. Ricciardi as their new general manager, replacing the incumbent Gord Ash (fondly remembered in Toronto for trading away Michael Young, hiring phony Vietnam vet Tim Johnson as manager, and, of course, Wells-for-Sirotka). Michael Lewis’s Moneyball was still two years away from publication, but even without its detailing of the inner workings of the Athletics’ organization, it was clear to see the success that Billy Beane and Ricciardi were enjoying in Oakland. They had just been eliminated in heartbreaking fashion by the New York Yankees in the playoffs once again, but their regular season was astounding; while many of their key contributors, including aces Tim Hudson, Barry Zito, and Mark Mulder, were being paid just six-digit salaries, the team won 102 games, seven more than any other American League team besides the record-setting 116-win Seattle Mariners.



