Okay, so that last little simulation was fun, wasn’t it? What’s that you say? Well, yes, I suppose that’s true — while it may have been fun (or not), it was also totally inaccurate:
PREDICTION: Angels in 5 | ACTUAL: Red Sox in 4
PREDICTION: Rays in 4 | ACTUAL: Rays in 4
PREDICTION: Brewers in 4 | ACTUAL: Phillies in 4
PREDICTION: Cubs in 4 | ACTUAL: Dodgers in 3
Blech. Though the quarter has John Lackey’s approval, it gets very little support from the rest of the baseball world. The Cubs winning in October? And those sad Brewers past the Phillies? What was that coin THINKING?! One series correct as far as the team was concerned, and two series correct as far as the number of games were concerned. The chances of nailing each advancing team was 1/16, while the chances of getting each number of games correctly was 1/81 (each series has two possible team outcomes – Team A or Team B – and three possible games outcomes; 3, 4, or 5). Coincidentally or not, we probably could’ve done better by using what we (apparently) knew about the teams: the Angels can’t beat the Sox in October, and the Cubs can’t win in October period, for example.
Let’s quickly try this again, shall we? We have better odds here, especially of just correctly picking the two World Series teams: 1 in 4. Our odds at nailing the correct winners AND the number of games for the remainder of the postseason? 1 in 512. Yikes! And finally, our odds at picking the winner of every single game correctly for the rest of the season? Less than one in two million. And you thought this would be easy.
ALCS: Red Sox (96-67) vs. RAYS (97-65)
HHHTH: Rays in 5
Your new classic AL East showdown: the upstart Rays versus the stalwart ‘07 champs. The Rays take the first two games at Tropicana behind Shields and Kazmir, but Lester (who else?) gets the Sox right back in it with a Game three victory as the series returns to Fenway. The euphoria is short-lived: Wakefield proves ineffective in Game 4 (Longoria puts one over the monster that takes about 45 seconds to land), and when the Rays return to the Trop with a chance to clinch it, they do so, waiting out Matsuzaka’s wildness to earn a trip to the big dance. Evan Longoria’s your MVP.
NLCS: Dodgers (84-78) vs. PHILLIES (90-72)
THTTTHH: Phillies in 7
The superstar series of the postseason, this one has it all: two historic franchises, each with superstar offensive players, knuckle up and give the people seven memorable games. Manny Ramirez! Ryan Howard! Russell Martin! Chase Utley! The Phillies actually go up 3-1 in the series, including a gutsy Jamie Moyer victory, but let the Dodgers even things up by Game 6 at Chavez Ravine. Cole Hamels, pitching without his full alotment of rest, keeps his team in the game, but this one comes down to the bullpens. The Phillies go up late and hold on for the victory. Shane Victorino gets the NLCS MVP nod.
World Series: Phillies (90-72) vs. RAYS (97-65)
THHTTH: Phillies in 6
The series is tied 2-2 after 4 games, but a crushing Game 5 loss at the home spells disaster for the Rays, who can’t recover in time to prevent the Phillies winning the world series for the first time since 1980, much to the chagrin of everyone outside of Philadelphia. The Rays have established themselves as serious perennial contenders for the postseason, and leave little doubt that they’ll be back in the thick of things in 2009, but this one goes to Utley’s bunch. Brad Lidge closes out three of the four Phillies wins after a rather sketchy NLCS, and takes home World Series MVP.
Finally, I’ll briefly explore the idea of simply picking the two World Series teams. The odds of doing so “randomly” are 1/4, so if we do four simulations, maybe we’ll have one of them prove right. Home teams are still heads:
1. HH (Rays/Phillies)
2. HT (Rays/Dodgers)
3. HH (Rays/Phillies)
4. TT (Sox/Dodgers)
The only combination we didn’t get was TH, or Sox/Phillies, while the one we got twice was HH, Rays/Phillies. Our odds are pretty good here: we’ve got a 75% chance that the World Series matchup appears on that list.
Do you know something the coin doesn’t know? There IS a comments section: see if you’ve got the smarts to beat the coin flip for the rest of the postseason.

October 9, 2008 at 8:20 pm
NLCS: Dodgers (84-78) vs. PHILLIES (90-72)
Dodgers in six.
This matchup starts off innocently enough, with the Phillies taking the first game thanks to a late comeback after Hamels struggles early in Game 1. Game 2 is known for a dominant complete-game performance by Brett Myers in which he allows only three hits and one run (a solo shot by James Loney). Myers helps his own cause with a 2-3 night, hitting a seeing-eye single and then punching his wife in the throat.
A good start by Moyer is wasted when the seires shifts to LA, as he is outdueled by Kuroda. After falling behind in Game 4, the smog covering LA briefly splits open and light encompasses Manny Ramirez as he walks to the plate. After being held to one hit in the first two games of the series, Manny would homer twice and drive in 7 runs in a thrilling Dodgers comeback, and the momentum would be too much for the Phillies to recover from. Despite holding a lead entering the 9th in Game 6, Brad Lidge would serve up a home run to Ramirez which would eventually prove the difference. Manny is named series MVP, the Philadelphia fans burn down the Lidge estate, and Joe Torre briefly glances up from his nap to nod his approval.
October 9, 2008 at 9:00 pm
ALCS: Red Sox (96-67) vs. RAYS (97-65)
Red Sox in seven.
Game 1 begins with two early runs by the Red Sox off of James Shields thanks to two defensive miscues by a tight Rays team. However, Matsuzaka struggles through five innings before Evan Longoria hits a bases-loaded double to knock him from the game in the sixth. The Red Sox bullpen is unable to keep it close, allowing the Rays to tack on 3 more and the Sox eventually fall 6-3. They bounce back to take Game 2 with a final of 7-1 following the return of Josh Beckett: Playoff God, as he fires 7 dominant innings while the Red Sox light up Scott Kazmir early, spoiling a potential pitching duel.
A cocky Red Sox Nation is silenced as Matt Garza pitches the game of his life, outdueling Jon Lester at Fenway 1-0. The Red Sox win Game 4 and even the series thanks to a solid performance by Tim Wakefield, and Terry Francona’s decision to go Jonathan Papelbon with one out in the 8th inning and the tying run aboard thanks to a Manny Delcarmen HBP. However, Daisuke Matsuzaka gets hit hard in Game 5, and despite a late rally the Sox fall 8-6. Dustin Pedroia and Kevin Youkilis are both hit by pitches in the contest, though no warnings are issued.
The series shifts back to the Trop, with the Rays needing just one win to send them to their first World Series. Game 6 takes an ugly turn when James Shields hits the second batter of the game- Pedroia- with an inside fastball. While Pedroia barks at Shields, he eventually takes his base while both benches are warned. After a relatively quiet 4 innings, Josh Beckett narrowly misses hitting Evan Longoria in the head with a 98 MPH fastball.
What follows is one of the worst brawls not involving Kyle Farnsworth in the history of the game.
Longoria charges the mound, but he’s intercepted and taken down by Pedroia, who loses a tooth in the ensuing melee. Sprinting in from the outfield, Jason Bay pulls Carl Crawford’s jersey over his head and begins pummeling him. Just as David Ortiz restrains Coco Crisp and Cliff Floyd begins getting the Rays settled down again, a portly man wearing #60 emerges from the Rays dugout and begins waddling towards the melee, blind with rage. Finally getting his chance for revenge after 5 years, Don Zimmer throws a stunned Kevin Cash to the ground and begins spitting at various Red Sox players.
Controversially, Beckett is not ejected and the Sox win to force a Game 7. Unfortunately for the Rays, Garza’s command is not the same as it was in Game 3 and leaves trailing 5-2 after six. Lester keeps the Rays down, and Papelbon shuts the door, giving the Red Sox their 3rd pennant in five years.
October 9, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I’m certainly *hoping* for a Sox/Dodgers World Series. It would be nothing short of incredible. Manny, Lowe, and Nomar, coached by Joe Torre?! Holy god, sign me up.
October 11, 2008 at 5:21 am
2 on no outs, reliever comes in and throws three straight balls and you give carlos pena a fucking green light on 3-0 blah fuck unbelievable… would have been bases loaded no outs with longoria up what the fuck. same thing giving longoria a green light on 3-0 earlier… someone shoot me you have to be kidding what the hell are they doing.
ps jason varitek sucks.
ugh miserable
October 11, 2008 at 10:23 am
Calmer than you are, Dude.
October 15, 2008 at 11:46 am
Those Rays/Phillies flips are looking pretty money right about now.
October 15, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Sigh. Fine. The coin is civilization.
October 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Somebody needs to confiscate all of Finn’s loose change.